FALLON: Many psychologists are saying that there is a new crisis of infidelity in the workplace, with people not having sexual affairs, but emotional affairs with their married co-workers.
FEY: Do you believe that, Jimmy?
FALLON: Do you want me to believe it, Tina?
FEY: With every fiber of my being...
FALLON: I know you do...
FEY: I knew you'd know...
FALLON: I do know...

FALLON: [Thinking] It does feel good just to be nominated. But what if I do win? It's possible, I mean, those guys have all been around for a while. I'm new, I'm fresh! They cancel each other out, like Robin Williams needs a Grammy, yea right. Hey, guess who's not nominated...Tina Fey! Who's the smart one now, Tina? Did you hear the sarcastic way she said that? "Jimmy Fallon is nominated..." Yeah, I'll tell you what I'm gonna do when I win that Grammy... I'm gonna use it to smash those damn glasses she has on. She acts like she invented glasses! Guess what Tina! You didn't invent glasses! I'll get the research department to find out who did invent glasses and then burn her with it next week.

FEY: According to the current issue of Blender Magazine, it took eleven people to write the Jennifer Lopez hit song, "Jenny From The Block...," and another twelve to get the computer to sing it right.

FEY: HBO announced Tuesday that the upcoming season of Sex and the City will be the last. HBO executives said that the girls have simply run out of holes.

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