Topher Grace  1-15-05
 
FEY: In entertainment news, if these two are tired of having sex with each other, what hope is there for the rest of us?
POEHLER: On a similar note, I don't know if you had anything to do with this, but you watch yourself, Angelina Jolie.  You are too sexy to be trusted.  You're a black widow spider, Jolie.  Stay away from me and my husbands.  And don't think you're gonna come here, Jolie, with your long legs and your mohawk baby and steal my fake news Update TV-wife!  Cause I will cut you.

FEY: This week, Mr. Blackwell released his annual Worst Dressed List.  It features Nicolette Sheridan, Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Simpson and several other women Mr. Blackwell would like to be.

FEY: It was reported that the New York Knicks have won all 12 of the home games attended by magician David Blaine.  A spokesman for the Knicks said, 'if this is what it takes to win, it's not worth it.'

POEHLER: A new state-of-the-art body mapping system called Bodymetrics is being used to help designers create the perfect fitting pair of jeans.  They're called sweatpants.