| Mena Suvari 1-20-01 |
FEY: Authorities believe that the seven Texas prison escapees who have been on the run since
December may now be in New York. The men are filthy, violent, and deranged and have evaded
New York police by blending into the beer line at a Rangers game.
FEY: In an interview this month, Matthew McConaughey said that he wants to die the same way
his father did, right after having sex. McConaughey's mother has said, "absolutely not."
FEY: The city of Washington honored President Clinton by giving him the key to the city this week.
He thanked the Mayor and then slipped the key to a fat girl in a tight skirt.
FEY: Rose McGowan announced that she and Marilyn Manson were ending their engagement,
saying they want different things from life. Apparently, McGowan wanted to have a baby and
Manson wanted to eat a baby.