FEY: In entertainment news, has anybody seen that new Christina Aguilera video?  I think it gave my TV genital warts.

FALLON: Tammy Faye Baker-Mesner has begun working with people for the ethical treatment of animals.  Tammy Faye has said her love for animals stems from the fact that she's part raccoon.

FEY: Well, everyone knows Paris and Nicky Hilton, the jet-setting heiresses to the Hilton hotel fortune.  But they're not the only set of hotel sister socialites out there.  Here with the latest gossip are Ripple and Dolorian Ramada..the Ramada sisters.   

FALLON: Here we see Michael Jackson, Siegfried & Roy, and some animals...The question is, is the orgy over or just starting?