POEHLER: (in reference to a picture of Harriet Miers) Shocking many on Thursday, the Religious Right participated in a second term abortion.

FEY: A new poll shows that 66 percent of Americans think President Bush is doing a poor job of handling the war in Iraq. And the remaining 34 percent think Adam and Eve rode dinosaurs to church.

POEHLER: The next edition of 'The Real World' will be shot in Detroit. As will several cast members.

FINESSE MITCHELL: (staging a sit-in at the "Whites Only" section of SNL - the "Weekend Update" desk - in honor of Rosa Parks) -- "People say we've made a lot of progress since the days of Rosa Parks, but I say we've got a long way to go. You say: 'But Finesse, a black woman is now Secretary of State.' I say Black woman? She's a Republican and her hobby is figure skating. She's just a bucktoothed white girl with a tan. I shall not be moved.

FEY: A new study finds that men who smoke are less likely to make a woman pregnant than non-smokers. Especially if they smoke pole.

FEY: This week McDonald's will launch a two-day media event to tout the quality of its food and to combat critics who say its burgers and fries are unhealthy. McDonald's say that their food represents all four food groups: brown, dark brown, tan and salty.

POEHLER: New Jersey this week announced they are searching for a new state motto. The leading suggestion so far: 'New Jersey and You: Who Farted?'"