Very first Update:  Rob Lowe  10-7-00


To me, her breasts felt completely realFEY: As a mother of two, which I am not, I worry about the lack of positive role models for today's young girls. For example, Britney Spears caused controversy last month when she wore this skimpy outfit at MTV's Video Music Awards. Critics called the outfit inappropriate and say it's just another example of Hollywood sexualizing young girls. But I say, ladies- give it up. Britney looks good. Look at that ass! That is a cherry bomb. You gotta look at that thing through a hole in a paper plate. Britney, in about five years that whole area is gonna blow.. so enjoy it now..have it photographed as much as possible. Rub it with fine oils and liniments. You will miss it when it's gone. And, as for whether those are breast implants are not--Britney was on our show last year, I worked with her.. and, to me, her breasts felt completely real.
FALLON: What did you just say? 
FEY: What?
FALLON: You said they "felt real"...
FEY: No I didn't.

The Ladies Man hitting on Tina THE LADIES MAN: My fellow Americans, I am here today to dispute the charge that movies have too much sex. Now, I've always thought that saying "too
much sex" is like saying "too much Christmas!"