| Very first Update: Rob Lowe 10-7-00 |
FEY: As a mother of two, which I am
not, I worry about the lack of positive role models for today's
young girls. For example, Britney Spears caused controversy
last month when she wore this skimpy outfit at MTV's Video
Music Awards. Critics called the outfit inappropriate and say it's
just another example of Hollywood sexualizing young girls. But I
say, ladies- give it up. Britney looks good. Look at that
ass! That is a cherry bomb. You gotta look at that thing
through a hole in a paper plate. Britney, in about five years
that whole area is gonna blow.. so enjoy it now..have it
photographed as much as possible. Rub it with fine oils and
liniments. You will miss it when it's gone. And, as for whether
those are breast implants are not--Britney was on our
show last year, I worked with her.. and, to me, her breasts felt
completely real.
THE LADIES MAN: My fellow Americans, I am here today to dispute the charge that movies
have too much sex. Now, I've always thought that saying "too
much sex" is like saying "too much Christmas!"