FEY:
Well, today in New York, after months of build up and anticipation, Star Jones
made history and became the first person ever to get married. | Liam Neeson 11-13-04 |
FEY:
Well, today in New York, after months of build up and anticipation, Star Jones
made history and became the first person ever to get married.
FEY: Yesterday, in a shocking turn of events, Ben Affleck was convicted of murdering Scott Peterson's wife. God, that guy cannot get a break lately.
POEHLER
: Next up in the Scott Peterson case, the jury will deliberate on the death penalty. This will determine whether Peterson is raped by criminals, or Satan.FEY: Researchers have developed a new male contraceptive shot that has worked 78% of the time on monkeys. Which is great if your monkey hates condoms as much as mine does.
FEY:
This
weekend, at Sean 'P. Diddy' Combs' 35th birthday in New York, Tara Reid stole
the show by accidentally exposing her breast on the red carpet. Even
worse, later in the evening, Cynthia Nixon accidentally exposed her red carpet
on the red carpet.
FEY: South Africa's Hendrik Ramaala won Sunday's New York City Marathon in 2 hours, 9 minutes and 28 seconds. Ramaala credited his fast time to the fact that he was being chased by 30,000 white people.