FALLON: Warner Bros. announced Tuesday that an illegal copy of the second Harry Potter film appeared on the internet, just days before its release in theatres. Even worse, apparently a book containing the entire story of the film came out four years ago.

FEY: This week, Jennifer Lopez announced that she is engaged to Ben Affleck. It will be the third marriage for Lopez, the first for Affleck, and the last for neither.

FALLON: Richard Gere and his long-time love have wed. So congratulations to Richard and Nibbles.

FEY: This week, Microsoft chairman Bill Gates pledged $100 million to combat AIDS in India. Gates says that looking back he can't even remember why Microsoft introduced AIDS into India in the first place.

FALLON: An Austrian designer is now selling chocolate bras for $150 each. They come in regular...or with peanuts.