HARRY POTTER: If the movie isn't good, they're going to rip me a new one that no magic wand can repair!
FEY: A slew of Harry Potter tie-in merchandise arrives in stores this week. One popular item is a
laboratory set which lets kids create magic potions which mystically transforms any carpet into a
stained carpet.
FEY: The Victoria's Secret fashion show was televised Thursday night.
Among the celebrities in attendance was billionaire Donald Trump checking out
the new fall line of girlfriends. The fashion show featured the heavenly star
bra, which cost 2.5 million dollars, with matching diamond encrusted thong
panties for $750,000. Thanks Victoria's Secret, but the only way I'm putting
$750,000 worth of diamonds in my ass is if the Nazis are coming.
FALLON: Britney Spears' Nov. 18 live HBO concert will also air on the
American Forces Network where she will interact with the soldiers via satellite.
The soldiers will in turn interact with Britney, via masturbation.