FEY: A tabloid reported this week that Britney Spears' New York restaurant, Nyla, is in trouble and may close after just four months. In happier news, Christina Aguilera's filthy hotdog wagon is going strong.

FEY: Kevin Costner had his appendix out this week, but doctor's say he is in boring condition and resting boringly.

FEY: VH1 has pulled the plug on the Liza & David show, after weeks of frustration trying to deal with control freak, David Gest. Also, there were fears that during shooting, the lights would melt his wax head.

FALLON: Musician Moby has created a book club for fans attending his concerts, in which they bring a used book and take one from a communal pile. Moby said he got the idea after his fans told him the most exciting thing to do at one of his concerts is read.

FEY: According to reports, Phil Collins has been going deaf for the past two years and may have to give up touring.
FALLON: No, no, no, that's not what I heard.  I heard he witnessed this deaf guy murder this other deaf guy, and he invited the murderer to his concert...and now he's pretending to be deaf..to trick him...
FALLON & FEY: Wow...  [cue: 'In The Air Tonight']

FALLON: Following a series of salmonella outbreaks, the Food and Drug Administration has put a ban on the import of Mexican cantaloupes.  This could be really bad news for Salma Hayek.