FEY: In his victory speech Wednesday night,
George W. Bush acknowledged the need for national healing, saying, 'I
was not elected to serve one party, but to serve one nation. Unless you
look at the popular vote, in which case I wasn't elected at all.'
FALLON: (Creed-With Arms Wide Open)Well I opened my gift today, To see which ones I can exchange
So I call K-Mart and begin to say
Tell the store I'm on my way
Are you still open?
It's just past midnight
Wanted a TV dish, not a singing fish
Please be open
(David Gray-Babylon)
Friday night the office threw a Christmas party,
They invited me
I started eating rum balls,
It was the only food I had that night to eat
Chugged egg nog, xeroxed my ass, peed on the couch
Kissed the boss' wife, threw up on myself, and got thrown out
Party on
Got my Christmas party on
(U2-Beautiful Day)
I put cookies out,
Hung stockings by the tree
I left the front door open,
'Cause I don't have a chimney
I can't get to sleep
Drank hot milk,
Need something stronger
To calm me down,
I can't wait much longer, Christmas Day
In my anticipation, Christmas Day
I hope I get Playstation
Give me Pokemon and other things
Flood me with compact discs and diamond rings,
Christmas day
Santa's on his way,
Christmas day
Here's what I say, Christmas day
And I love Tina Fey,
Christmas day