FEY: One of the big toys this holiday season is a talking doll of President Bush that says seventeen of his patriotic phrases. Actually, it's only one phrase, it just takes him seventeen tries to get it right.

FALLON: Tina, I think someone's at the Update door. 
FEY: It's probably poor people wanting money again...

FEY: In an interview with Time Magazine, Shania Twain says that she doesn't care if she ever performs again. This marks the first time Shania Twain and I have ever agreed on anything.

FALLON: According to the Hollywood Reporter's annual list, some of the most powerful women in Hollywood are Oprah Winfrey, who is number 8, Julia Roberts, 12, and J.K. Rowling, 64. Where were you Tina?
FEY: Seven thousand, three hundred and forty-eighth. Take that girl-who-played-Winnie-Cooper on The Wonder Years.

FALLON: According to psychiatrists, during its first three years The Sopranos have influenced more Americans to enter therapy..while this season the show has influenced more Americans to become boring.