FEY: As part of a mass wedding ceremony in Thailand, Guy, a chicken, married Guck, a rooster. And for the record, on their wedding night, the chicken came first.

FEY: Actor Colin Farrell this week brought his mother to the premiere of the new movie Daredevil, sparking rumors that they are dating.

FEY: Sean Penn is claiming that he lost out on a promised role in a movie because of his trip to Iraq and his opposition to the US led war. Thus depriving the world of 'I Am Sam 2: Still 'tarded!'

FEY: Homeland defense officials are suggesting that people use duct tape to seal their doors and windows in case of a biological attack. This won't replace my favorite use for duct tape, silencing a hitchhiker.