FALLON: Monday was Groundhog Day. Janet Jackson’s breast popped out of its hole, saw its shadow, and now we’ll have six more weeks of overreaction.

FALLON: Justin Timberlake is reportedly upset with Janet Jackson over the Superbowl Half-Time incident, saying that he was told her breast would never be in full view. But is it really so shocking that a member of the Jackson family member took advantage of a naïve young boy?

FEY: It was a disappointing primary season for [Joe] Lieberman, but on the plus side, his campaign was long, quiet, and depressing enough to qualify as a Jewish holiday.

FEY: FOX is developing a new reality dating series called Playing It Straight, in which a female contestant will date 14 bachelors, some of whom are gay and some are straight.  The show was originally called, The Tina Fey College Experience.