Conan O'Brien  3-10-01

FEY: After experiencing chest pains Monday, Vice president Dick Cheney was rushed to George Washington University Medical Center. When asked how Cheney's Angina would affect the administration, President Bush confidently told reporters, "Boys don't have anginas!"

FEY: According to a report released Tuesday, Female inmates in the United States have been victims of sexual misconduct by corrections employees in every state except Minnesota. So, ladies, if you wanna rob a bank, but you don't want your cooter poked, head to beautiful Minnesota-Land of 10,000 lakes! 

FALLON: This week Sporty Spice told the Rueters News Agency that she's done with the Spice Girls, making her just two years behind everybody else. 

FEY: O.J. Simpson is once again facing criminal charges. This time over a road rage incident in which Simpson violently ripped a man's glasses off his head. On a positive note, this time he left the head.