FEY: A cow that escaped from an Ohio slaughterhouse was spared last week after former Cincinnati Reds owner, Marge Schott agreed to let it live on her farm. Schott was touched by the story because she once escaped from the same slaughterhouse.

HOLLYWOOD: Whazzup, Jimmy Fallon? He's totally getting haircuts everybody! It was long last week, and now it's short, but it's all good.