FALLON: An original work by Salvador Dali has been stolen from the lobby of the men's jail at Rikers Island.
When asked how this could happen, a spokesman for the city explained, 'we put a priceless piece of art in a prison...'
FEY: In honor of Women's History month, the Women's Museum of Dallas has developed a list of 10
influential women in US history and put their images on a series of trading cards. Hey, kids! It's the
great women of US history! Collect all 10.
FEY: A group of students at Harvard University caused controversy by sculpting a nine foot penis out of ice on campus.
The sculpture had to be taken down after ten Wellesley girls got their tongues stuck to it.
FEY: A woman has filed a $35 million lawsuit against Lord Of The Dance star, Michael
Flatley, alleging that
he attacked and sexually assaulted her. Apparently, without ever using his arms.