FEY: Radio Flyer, Inc., the maker of the Little Red Wagon, is closing their Chicago plant and outsourcing their production to China.  On the plus side, the wagons will made for kids, by kids.

FALLON: Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown have announced plans to shoot a reality show.  The show will begin production once the couple figures out what reality is. 

FEY: It was reported that on her upcoming tour, Madonna will include a dance number that will reenact battle scenes to illustrate the tragedy of war.  Madonna will also wear a camouflage bikini top to illustrate the tragedy of time.  

FEY:  Actor Jason Patric was arrested on misdemeanor charges of public intoxication and resisting arrest Monday, after he shoved a police officer.  Police were heard yelling, "Freeze, put your hands on your head and please tell me what movie you were in - it's driving me crazy!"

FALLON: Asian-American groups are upset with the newest issue of Details magazine which features an article asking readers to determine whether the man pictured is gay or Asian.  Worse, it's a picture of Angelica Houston.