(*Thanks to Patrick at snltranscripts.jt.org for the transcript)

[ Tina Fey, dressed much like Sandy in "Grease", enters scene clutching her Weekend Update notes, and sits on the bench. The girls excitedly crowd around her, leaving the boys alone off to the side ]

Girls: Hey! Hi, Tina! Hi!

Amy Poehler: So.. have you talked to Jimmy?

Tina Fey: [ glumly ] No. I haven't seen him since Update.

Amy Poehler: Ohhh. Well, where have you been?

Tina Fey: In the cafeteria, eating my feelings.

[ cut to the guys, as Jimmy Fallon, clad in a leather jacket much like Danny Zuckow, enters all coolly and makes his presence known ]

Jimmy Fallon: Heyyyy, guys!

[ the guys are as excited as a flock of teenage girls to see Jimmy ]

Jimmy Fallon: Hey, what am I, like, at a dog convention?

[ the familiar chords of "Summer Lovin'" pot up, as the girls become excitedly to see Jimmy nearby, and the guys goad Jimmy into making his way toward Tina ]

Jimmy Fallon: "Summer lovin', had me a bla-ast!"

Tina Fey: "Summer lovin', happened so fa-ast!"

Jimmy Fallon: "I met a girl, crazy for me-ee!"

Tina Fey: "I met a boy, cute as can be-ee!"

[ cut to split-screen of Jimmy and Tina, even though they're only inches apart ]

Together:
"Summer day, driftin' away
To uh oh, those summer nights!"

All: "Well uh, well uh, well uh.."

Girls:
"Tell me more, tell me more!
Was it love at first sight!"

Guys:
"Tell me more, tell me more!
Did she put up a fight!"

Jimmy Fallon:
"It turned colder, that's where it ends
So I told her, we'd still be friends."

Tina Fey: "Then we made, our true love vow."

[ full shot of locker room, as Jimmy walks over to Tina ]

Together: "Wonder what, he/she's doing now."

[ Jimmy reaches his hand to Tina's face, nearly knocking the glasses off her face ]

Together:
"Summer dreams, ripped at the seams
Bu-ut.."

[ Jimmy moves his hand down Tina's jacket, grazing her breast to her great surprise ]

Together: "Those Sat-ur-day ni-i-i-ights!"

All:
"Tell me more..
Tell me more..
Tell me mo-o-o-ore!"

[ zoom out to wide shot of the cast, and fade ]