Fallon & Fey: Out of Their Update Suits...

As you probably know, Tina is SNL's Head Writer.  Some sketches she has written in addition to Update:

Recurring Sketches 
• The Sharon Osbourne Show (w/Amy Poehler) 
• Live with Regis & Kelly           
• Boston Teens (with Rachel Dratch)                           
• The Girl With No Gaydar (w/ Rachel Dratch)             
• Wake-Up Wakefield (co-writes)                                   
• E! Pre-Award Show spoofs                                     
• White Trash Couple (w/ Amy Poehler & Chris Kattan)
• Morning Latte (w/ Cheri Oteri)                                  
• Martha Stewart (w/ Ana Gasteyer)                          
• Hillary Clinton sketches                                          
• Monica Lewinsky sketches                            
• The View parodies

2002-2003 Individual Sketches
• The Bachelor parody (Eric McCormack) 
• Waxing sketch with Rachel Dratch (Nia Vardalos) 
• Joe Millionare parodies (Jeff Gordon) 
• Date With Twins (w/ Rachel Dratch, Jennifer Garner ep)
• Colonel Angus (Christopher Walken) 
• Fun Friend Club (w/ Rachel Dratch, Ray Liotta ep) 
• Mom Jeans commercial (Adrien Brody) 

       

1997-2001 Individual Sketches
• The Search For A Playboy Centerfold (Winona Ryder) 
• MSNBC Investigates: The Golden Girls (Lara Flynn Boyle) 
• A Wedding Story (Renee Zellweger)
• Talkin' 'Bout Ginas- The Vagina Monologues parody (Sean Hayes)
• Census Taker (w/ Tim Meadows, Christopher Walken/Aguilera ep) 
• Begging Street Urchins (Jennifer Aniston)
• White House In Crisis- slumber party (w/ Paula Pell, Lucy Lawless ep)
• Old French Whore (Garth Brooks '97)
• Sally Jessy Raphael (Chris Farley)

2003-2004 Individual Sketches
• Oprah's 50th Birthday (Megan Mullally)  
• The Apprentice cold open (Donald Trump)
• Good Times (Janet Jackson)

2004-2005 Individual Sketches
• American Trainwreck Awards (Luke Wilson)  
• Star Jones' Wedding (Liam Neeson)


Talk Show Appearances: 


Jimmy

David Letterman:  11-2-99
6-6-01
8-26-02
6-27-03
4-7-04 		(auditioning for SNL, impressions, touring colleges, I Hate This Place)
 (MTV Movie Awards, impressions, Band Of Brothers, stand-up act)
 (World Series w/Jack Nicholson, Woody Allen movie, Winona Ryder rumors) 
(Guest-host for Dave, opening monologue standup) 
(Visiting home, SNL guests Paris Hilton & Donald Trump) 
Conan O'Brien:  2-18-99
2-8-00
9-10-02
5-13-04		    
(College experience, going to the movies, did his 80s song mix) 
(Hanging out w/Derek Jeter, opening NASDAQ, performed 'Idiot Boyfriend')
(Jimmy "subbing" for Conan, fashion shows, working with SNL host Justin Timberlake)
Larry King Live:  11-3-00 (with Lorne Michaels, Tina, Darrell Hammond-  Presidential Bash 2000)
Rosie O'Donnell: 1-24-01

6-6-01 		 (Impressions in front of real person, auditioning for SNL, Nick  Burns/Boston Teens, 'Almost Famous')
(MTV Movie Awards, Moulin Rouge, Band Of Brothers) 
Total Request Live: 8-14-02  (Impersonating Carson Daly, The Bathroom Wall, MTV VMAs) 
The Today Show: 8-27-02
9-3-03		 (The Bathroom Wall, Mick Jagger sketch, American Idol) 
(w/Gloria Fallon, I Hate This Place re-issue) 
The Early Show: 8-29-02 (MTV VMAs, 'Idiot Boyfriend,' origins of his standup act, rockstardom) 
The Tonight Show: 9-5-02
9-22-04 		 (American Idol,  VMAs recap, performed song off his CD, speed impressions) 
(Taxi)
Howard Stern: 9-10-02 (SNL audition process, beating out Jeffrey Ross for Update, dating rumors) 
Regis & Kelly: 9-3-02  (VMAs recap, Woody Allen movie, performed many impressions) 
Last Call w/Carson Daly: 9-26-02 (Carson Daly impression, performed 'Road Rage' & 'Snowball') 

 


 Tina

 

Larry King Live: 11-3-00 (with Lorne Michaels, Jimmy, Darrell Hammond- Presidential Bash 2000) 
Conan O'Brien: 2-16-01 
11-1-01
5-7-02
9-26-02
2-25-03
4-29-04
11-9-04
12-9-05		 (1st solo talk show, hosting WU, pitching Old French Whore to Garth Brooks)
(NBC censor, family from Greece visit for wedding, her uncle, 'Morgan's Daughter')
(NBC 75th, reads poem by Danielle Steel, 'All About That')
(Emmy win, naked ladies at the gym, banned from The View, '5 Ways To Break Up') 
(Controversy over Colonel Angus, Gay Delusion on American Idol, 'Player Haters') 
 (Visiting her old high school, excessive Mean Girls press, NY Post photographer)
(Ashlee Simpson debacle, skewing gay, new Update with Amy as co-anchor)
(New baby, going into labor, riding subway, Amy cursing)
David Letterman: 10-8-01
1-22-03
5-6-04 		 (Second City vs. SNL, rats in NYC, honeymoon on cruise that caught fire)
(Superbowl half-time show, buying new apt, horse rectum, taco meat, babies)
 (Bad acting in Mean Girls, press junkets, Tim Meadows' hand injury)
Rosie O'Donnell: 4-8-02 (Getting WU gig, Trading Spaces, Weight Watchers, stealing food from Rosie)
Dennis Miller: 6-28-02
12-31-04		 (Can Women Have It All?: Women on SNL having babies, Sylvia Hewlett,  Sex & The City) 
 (Jimmy leaving, Amy replacing, success of Mean Girls, Weekend Update, post-SNL career)
The Tonight Show: 7-22-02
4-15-04
11-30-04		 (Summer vacation, Martha Stewart scandal, pre-SNL jobs, her Big Fat Greek Wedding) 
 (Make-over reality shows, magazine photo shoots, Donald Trump on SNL, Mean Girls)
(With Amy Poehler)
Oxygen Network: 9-22-02  (rehearsals for Kirsten Dunst ep, male writers vs. female, advice for female comedy writers) 
The Today Show: 4-22-04  (Filming Mean Girls, Lindsay Lohan vs. Hillary Duff, Clueless, Heathers) 
Regis & Kelly: 4-22-04  (Mean Girls) 
Ellen DeGeneres: 4-23-04  (Ellen dissing Tina at Emmys, Mom Jeans, celeb reactions from parodies, manicures in NYC ) 
Charlie Rose: 4-27-04  (w/Lorne Michaels, Mean Girls entire backstory, SNL's current status) 
The View: 4-28-04  (w/Lindsay Lohan, writing The View sketches, was Tina a mean girl in high school? find out!) 

Last Call w/Carson Daly:

 4-30-04  (Skanky Last Call staffers, high school prom, working at Chicago YMCA, her 'stalker') 

 
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2. jimmyfallon.net
3. Full Weekend Update Transcripts		 4. SNL Episode Guide
5. fakenews.net
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