GLORIA FALLON: And I'm Gloria Fallon. Here are tonight's top stores about our children.
GLORIA: Actor Jimmy Fallon will appear in Band of Brothers, an HBO drama about a World War
II. A source close to Fallon says "Good, maybe they will make him cut that crazy hair."
In a related story, the movie is directed by Oscar winner, Tom
Hanks, who is now a personal friend of Jimmy's. He even calls our house all the time. Back to you
Jeanne.
JEANNE: Actress Tina Fey appeared in the April 7th issue of TV Guide.
However, themagazine was not available in the Philadelphia area, because I bought them all and
keep them in my kitchen.
GLORIA: And now it's time for a segment we call "That's My Baby."
This is Jimmy when he was nine years old. I always knew he would be
an actor because he would put on his C3PO pajamas and sing all the songs from
Annie.
FALLON: Mom, what are you saying?
GLORIA: What?
JEANNE: This is Tina when she was six months old. As you can see, even when she
very little she only had one eyebrow.
FEY: Mom, nobody wants to see that.
GLORIA: Why? It's so cute. You were a nice, hairy, Greek baby.
FALLON: You guys are supposed to be doing the news.
GLORIA: We are. Jimmy, this is so easy. I don't know why you flub your lines all the time. Do you know they have them written on those big cards up
there?
GLORIA: Just read the cards!
FALLON: I do, I do, I do read the cards.
FEY: I think he needs glasses.
FALLON: I don't need glasses.
GLORIA: Jimmy, just get the glasses.
FALLON: I don't need glasses.
JEANNE: If you need glasses, get them.
FALLON: I don't need glasses.
FEY: Well, you do need glasses, but the point is you can't just do news about us.
GLORIA: What else is there to talk about? Just look at this face... look at this baby
face.
JEANNE: (hugging Tina) From these loins, a mother's angel. Say my favorite
part.
FEY: For Weekend Update, I'm Tina Fey.
FALLON: And I'm Jimmy Fallon.
FALLON & FEY: ...saying Happy Mother's Day and we love our mommies!