FEY: Corrections officer Debb Eaton, the first person kicked off of 'Survivor II,' said that she was
voted off because she wouldn't participate in her tribemates' x-rated conversations. Said Eaton, 'I just
want to get back to my genteel life of working in a prison and having sex with my stepson.'
FALLON: It was announced this week that Napster, the music swapping Internet site, will begin
charging a monthly fee. So it looks like it's back to the old way of getting free music: Sending a penny
to the Columbia House CD Club and joining under a fake name. And Columbia House, if you're out
there..you're never gonna catch me or my name isn't Dr. Theodore J. Fuggelheimerson.
FALLON: Columbia officials announced Wednesday that this
semester Al Gore will teach a course at it's graduate school of journalism,
calling it the Covering National Affairs in the Information Age class... or as
students are calling it, Zzzzzzzz101.
FALLON: Now it's time for our Pick Six lottery numbers. Here to
announce tonight's Pick Six numbers...is Dame Elizabeth Taylor!
FEY: As part of February sweeps, ABC announced that 'Good Morning America' will air a live
broadcast of a baby being born. Not to be outdone, 'Fox Morning News' will show a baby being
conceived.