FEY: Christmas time always brings back so many memories.  I remember my mom used to sit me and my brother by the fireplace and read us 'Twas the Night Before Christmas. 
FALLON: Hohoho, I know what you mean, Tina.  It reminds me of a story my mom used to tell us, it was about a hero..a hero that, in my family, we like to call..Batman.  One Christmas, long ago, we find our hero fighting the Joker in the sewers in Gotham City.  
FEY: So, Batman smelled?
FALLON: Yes he did, Tina.  Add to that his sidekick, Robin, the boy wonder, who, in what must have been a medical first...passed an egg through his system.

FEY: So, Robin laid an egg?
FALLON: ...and the Batmobile, you're not gonna believe what happened...
FEY: It lost it's wheel?
FALLON: Yeah.  There was no joy that Christmas, Tina, for, the Joker got away.
FEY: You're an idiot.
FALLON: Merry Christmas to you.

FEY: Jimmy, I got you a Christmas present.
FALLON: Oh wow! A new amp! This is so cool!
FEY: I had to sell my watch to get it..but..hey, it's Christmas, right?
FALLON: I got you something too.
FEY: Ooh, you sold your guitar to get my present??

FALLON: No. Here it is! It's one of them beer hats.
FEY: This is what you got me for Christmas? FALLON: Yeah! You drink beer out of it. I figured it's your kinda humor..
FEY: Jimmy, this isn't how The Gift of the Magi works.
FALLON: Gift of the what now?